ELECTION FOR SUPREME OVER-PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD* 2019
* PERTH MODERN
MEET THE CANDIDATES
REEF KITAEFF
Reef. What is there to say about Reef? Quite a lot, actually. But when we interviewed him to ask him what information he wanted to put here on his campaign page, we ended up with about 302 pages of material, and obviously we had to cut that down a whole lot. So this is where we're at. He's a cool dude, I guess. He plays guitar really well. Like, he's crazy good at guitar. If you want a great guitar dictator, vote for Reef.
THE SPHINX
KNOWLEDGE IS POWER. WITH THE COMBINED BRAINPOWER OF (INSERT TOTAL NUMBER OF MOD STUDENTS HERE), I WILL ACHIEVE INFINITE KNOWLEDGE. UNLIMITED POWER. WITH THIS POWER, I WILL ATTAIN THE LEGENDARY 100 ATAR FOR THE GLORY OF OUR SCHOOL.
MR CHRISTOPHER RAPLEY
Hey gang, it's Rappers.
UPDATES
8.10 AM - IT BEGINS.
10.30 AM - Reef has been seen throwing ninja stars at a crowd of overenthusiastic protesters against his wholly inscrutable campaign platform. This does not bode well for his crusade.